10:44 pm: Playboy and animals
These are some crazy things i thought about.
I want to fuck a cyotie with a knife. or kill a migget and nailgun him to a telliphone post with a shirt that reads I died a tall man yet i cant feel my legs cause my penis is in a mouse trap ohhhh sweet death i crap blood.. I think that would be touching to a priest. little boy hmhmhmhmmhmhm.
if a roster took one up the ass would a cow crow. Im , the phantom of the opra whooooaaaa people in a band that remotly play fuckin rock and roll should have long hair or they have small penises.
Wow people that wrestle are very gay actualy homosexual. people that wear those yellow canser braclets should ship themselfs to alaska. hey we should call emiko alaska ohhhh yeeeaaahhh. I owe 90 dollars (that isnt crazy, i did it so i would remember). People should only smoke through there nose like me. People that only smoke through there nose are hella metal.
Sweetish death trap how cool is that.
how come you see dogs fuck but you never see bids fuck.
How does a bird fuck???
I got a playboy card telling me to order, only a dollar an issue and it comes with a free dvd. This shows how america obsesses with censorship but you could always expect hue hefner to show you the real world.
Hot dogs are yummy only with ketsup.
Katsoop is very simmilar to vommit in a bag.
why do rednecks vote for george bush there pore right they should be democrats or librals.
How cum in evry porn it ends with the man tossing off on the womans face????
librals and democrats also work as porn camramen.. I know it
David Bowie??? gay??? strait??? but deffinitly cool
nones have no fun yet they shure wont die of std's unless there junkies.
one priest said to another priest how do i know i hate god.
they say god created evil but then gods an asshole hes making us suffer so were like a big antfarm and gods the little bitchy kid tapping on the glass tring to get ants to kill other ants.
If satan is realy like his steriltype (red spande, little pichfork, horns, tale and the face of a goat) then hed be awful funnie.
what is you were married to madussa damn oral sex would be good.
why are you still reading this, post more crazy things that would make me go wow thats crazy. PLEASE!!!!!!
Current Mood: 
hella crazy
Current Music: Creed???? why????